By Anon - 29/09/2015 03:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML
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aimbug 42

Damn. I'm more focused on the fact you're 23 and have an allowance.

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quarterbird 18

YDI for being 23 and having an allowance.

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classicsparkles 17

You deserve it because at your age you shouldn't live with or recieve an alowance from your parents. But hey, it's not like you're paying bills so at least losing the allowance isn't a major blow. (Yes I realize how difficult getting on your feet in your twenties is, being two years younger than OP and having been on my own for the last 3 years.)

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hurley12 30

Maybe it should have been cancelled a long time ago. I never got allowance..

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corky1992 33

If you're 23 you should have a job..not an allowance

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OhGawdMyEyes 9

I'm 20 and my only allowance is my paycheck.

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kimise 21

Well maybe it's time to get a job and move out sweetheart.

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JRtheSnowman 5

that's your fault for 1) being 23 and having an allowance and 2) being 23 and not being on his level

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