By Anon - 29/09/2015 03:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 087
You deserved it 9 048
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superspooky 13

Shit, wish I still got an allowance. Then again, I haven't lived with my parents since I was nineteen.

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godzilllla 12

From his point of view: "Today, I was sleeping, when my idiot of a nephew decided to walk into me, bruising my forehead. He's 23 and, and I had to cancel his allowance. FML"

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glossykarma 19

oh no! Your allowance gasp

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millie14225 31

23? your allowance should have been cancelled years ago!

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Jazzalyn 10

There is the possibility that OP is looking for work/studying and may not have time to work and their parents are just assisting them financially until they find a job. Though #19's idea seems plausible too considering how the FML was written.

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writerchic85 25

Yes but if that's the case then canceling the allowance won't do anyone any good. If the op lives at home they're basically living for free anyway.

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