Miscellaneous: Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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loganberrybat 11

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:11

What were you doing at a candlelit dinner with your dad...

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:11

I guess that makes him a liar liar.

Comments

more4me 27

Wednesday 7 January 2015 8:13

How on earth would that happen?

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 7 January 2015 8:13

there has to be a better way to get out of dinner with family than lighting someone on fire

retromermaid 12

Wednesday 7 January 2015 16:23

...why were you having a candlelit dinner with your dad?

maxxwell8 13

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:31

hey their from Asia maybe they do stuff differently their IDK

733yoda_fml 19

Wednesday 7 January 2015 22:19

How?

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 7 January 2015 22:58

And I thought the Deep South was the only place who had romantic dinners with family.

JordoSlash 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:07

"Accidentally"

meganxrienzo 4

Thursday 8 January 2015 3:31

That's hilarious omg

jelrid 30

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:38

FML to your dad

Stormcloak 20

Thursday 8 January 2015 8:36

That is exactly why candles freak me out. Hope your dad's okay.

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