Miscellaneous: Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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loganberrybat 11

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:11

What were you doing at a candlelit dinner with your dad...

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:11

I guess that makes him a liar liar.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Wednesday 7 January 2015 4:29

Why were you and your dad having a candlelit dinner together..

delmoss 4

Wednesday 7 January 2015 4:38

My question is why is she having a candle lit dinner with her dad

ariastyles12 25

Wednesday 7 January 2015 4:44

I need a follow up to this

last_kings84 19

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:15

I don't think this person was having a romantic candlelight dinner with his/her dad, but it was a family dinner under the candlelight due to power outage in Vietnam.

NiallsWifey 4

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:26

One word. How

cheyannemaaarie 12

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:42

"Accidentally"

lesly30 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:49

Ouch! Looks like her got enlighten at you're dinner.

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 7 January 2015 6:01

Holy crap, that's horrible. But hey, he was the hottest thing in the room for a while, so it's not all bad

ElmoSP3 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 6:21

At least it was YOUR dad

an3ph 20

Wednesday 7 January 2015 7:35

Giant air quotes "Accidentally".

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