By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.

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Meechiepie 13

now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!

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DanCastellaneta 17

Wow, M. Night Shymalan's writing skills really improved! There's so much conflict of interest here.

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pandalover69 26

He clearly said Michael is his fathers name. His brother was named after person who fathered him, but his brothers name is Kevin.

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jagott2 8

He probably meant Kevin is OP's stepdad. OP's dad is Michael and mom is married to Kevin who is the new baby daddy.

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Alexandria79 22

Kevin Michael? would still be named after Dad.

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inutaru 14

So, either you're adopted or, your mother just admitted to an affair

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