By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.

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Meechiepie 13

now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!

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Headcrab 29

His father seems to be not yours. Sucks

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TommysGirl0526 11

Unless the mom and the dad, Michael, are still together then I don't see a problem. My sister and I have different dads and many siblings do..

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Kramer1998 20

Maybe your dads real first name is kevin, but he goes by his middle name or something

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TAntobella 14

Michael had become infertile during a battle with a ninja, irreversivly damaged by a well-placed kick, but was rescued by a kind buddhist monk named Kevin. OP's mom was devastated because she didn't want OP to grow up alone without siblings, so the kind monk came to the rescue again offering unlimited intercourses until attainment of pregnancy. Moved by his generosity, Michael and Mum decided to honour the monk naming the newborn after him. And that's how Kevin Jr was born. OP FMLed because she is a Chinese communist and dislikes buddhist monks. There you go!

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layonnaroby 12

Maybe either Michael is your real dad and not Kevin, whom your mom is with or she is cheating

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jagott2 8

This FML is a lot less exciting if OP's step dad is named Kevin.

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xTommytheGUNx 15

#48 my dad and i have the same middle name and my brother has the same as my uncle

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