By carwife - 21/08/2010 04:13 - Canada

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Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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adotstud 0

how many miles you have makes a difference in my book. No one likes a loose goose.

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Anaxes 5

Dear dumbass, I am writing this letter in complaint of you being literally retarded. I wish to inform you I will not accept you sucking on the BehindTheSun's parenthesis, **** you. One day, a man invented the search engine, so that people could type "Define OP" and learn, as opposed to writing in every comment section on the east side of the Milky Way. You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong. In response, I'd like to tell you that if you get a PC, you could experience the new way of typing: Tactile response, because you can FEEL the keys. Please learn to not be such a retard in the future. By the way, why are you sucking on cartoon crocodile eyes and when did BehindTheSun's mom buy them? Kind Regards, Xivilai Anaxes.

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lickmyjock 0

hahaha I run a tight ship myself

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remy3106 10

what does that spell?? whinney!!! haha sorry Its from a movie

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remy3106 10

me too!!! I've seen every single one!!! haha

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DjeePee 24

You have to admit that, although it could be embarassing, it is funny. Humour in the relationship

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neonveins 0

maybe he was buying the pussy wagon and therefore compared such. just sayin!

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alonzo368 5

wtf...........booooooooooom

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KianaCaca 10

Hahahahah, typical (;

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jdfml90 0

A new woman is like a new pair of shoes.. first they can be a tight fit, they can hurt. After a while they fit perfectly, and you even have some room to grow.

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