By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 960
You deserved it 188 778

Same thing different taste

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Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

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I'm bored. Hey, let's piss in a jug! Good plan. ...YDI

seb12992 0

#337, you're stupid. The liquid was in a jug, which hit a tree, causing the liquid to splash on her. Grow a brain. To the OP, if you think it's fun to urinate in a jug then you and your friends are a bunch of retards. I bet you're one of those retarded high school teenagers that like to get drunk at parties and act out. I hope you burn in hell.

I'm sorry...what? Oh, never mind. I hope you learned something.

Reyo 2

Congradulations! You're not only a massive dick for thinking that urinating into a jug and then throwing that jug into a neighbor's garden would be fun, but you're also karma's bitch. There HAS to be a recored attached to that.

This just goes to show that what goes around, comes around... literally!

I hope you enjoy the minicrits, you crazy Australian.

Please can i defend my nation and say now that not all Brits are stupid!! I will however permit you to say YOU STUPID SCOUSER!!!