By CrushAdrenaline - 27/08/2010 09:46 - Canada

Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML
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CrushAdrenaline 0

:D My FML actually got posted. Is it bad that I feel proud?

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SoundnVasion 0

fail ninja! she wasn't supposed to be able to see you!

But then Steve the Pirate would have been offended. The only safe way to make a joke is to be sensitive to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE! Now, if you excuse me, I have a slave ship to steer in the docks nearby.

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Why is ur life ******? A woman whose identity is so suppressed she can't even show her face in public glared at u? Big deal. And speaking of cultural sensitivity, some ppl act like God came down & created culture. No, many aspects of culture were designed by those on power to perpetually subjugate others & put a positive spin on it. U really think women had a say in genital mutilation? Or pagans liked the idea of being burned alive? Or low-caste Hindus were thrilled about having to do menial labor for all generations? Yet all these have been justified in the name of 'culture'.

CrushAdrenaline 0

... It was just funny is all :)

Usually I'd say look around a room before making a comment about black/white/fat people, but I can't see how you could have avoided this one xD

Op, what are you, 8? Who the **** goes to a restaurant and pretends to be a ninja unless you're 8 years old or less.

Burga? Is that a rag muslims wear to cover thier rotten green teeth and bad breath? Pedophile son's of bitch's!!

emo_bitch158 0

lmao XD op don't worry about that stupid muslim she's going to hell anyways with that false gay religon of hers =P haha

holaworld 0

wow saying that just shows how ignorant you are. grow up

So I got banned and had my comments deleted for asking if the OP of a different FML was Muslim. Why are there so many culturally insensitive comments here? Anyway, OP, this was honestly really funny. As a Muslim, I can't say I would have been offended at all if you'd explained yourself. :)

mintcar 9

You didn't intentionally offend her, so what's the problem? You were just trying to have a little fun.