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By CollegeBound - 17/08/2012 19:55 - United States - Tully

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML

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By skaterboy - 13/08/2013 15:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

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By Armando de Carvalho - 10/10/2020 07:57

Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By number2 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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hazemhossam 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 2:11

At least you're leaving those people behind.

taniamw 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 2:12

Be glad you're moving out then!

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 18 August 2012 5:21

You should've left the cat, it's just a bill. (not saying you don't love your cat but person are like having a person live with you that pays no bills)

MyWorldAway 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:35

no wonder you moved out. my 19 year only child, my son moved out a couple months ago. I begged him to stay home. especially since he moved in with his drunk of a **** girlfriend. I miss him.

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:43

Whose cat is it?

Myo_fml 20

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:00

So wait, why are you taking the cat? You yourself even used the phrase "the cat" meaning that the cat is the family's as a whole, not yours. You had no right to take the cat with you, your sister wasn't in the wrong there.