Health: Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line....

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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Help yourself

By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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By missy - 01/06/2021 08:01

Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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chocchipcookies 0

Monday 13 December 2010 12:24

Your dad's an asshole, no offence to you...

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 13 December 2010 12:54

This is what parents do; embarrass their kids at any chance they get. Besides, if the guys got put off by his words then you don't want them anyway. And you know how much you weigh and if you're happy with it, then let it be and just laugh it off.

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brootalxkeni 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:04

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The_Fonz_fml 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:20

I like when people automatically assume OP is fat just cause it involves food and weight maybe op isn't fat an their father just likes embarrassing her? and there is nothing yuck about being fat unless you like can't move your legs because of it.

cassey419 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:54

there is nothing wrong with being fat some ppl aren't born with the ability to eat whatever they want and still weigh 100 pounds

Rawket_Lawnchair 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:07

22 and 49 - stop feeding the troll. Also, she's right, OP needs to stop being a fatass.

SmallTownCutie 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:21

I'm guessing that she isn't that fat since her dad said she needed to lose some MORE weight, not weight in general. Just guessing.

Judus_beej 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:56

15 she just hasn't learned to throw up her food like you yet. maybe you can teach her.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 13 December 2010 19:35

Seriously #22 and #49? There's nothing wrong with being fat? I wish I could slap you both.

The_Fonz_fml 0

Monday 13 December 2010 22:09

In old times and still in some societies being fat is a sign of health/wealth and give me one reason why being fat is wrong.

kizz_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 11:57

Increased risk of heart disease and diabetes. Low self esteem which leads to depression. Constant fatigue which decreases ones productivity. Clothes cease to fit. etc.

aamor01 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:32

you all criticizing fat ppl are just stuck up shallow ppl who are so damn riue and need to get over yourselves.and I am not fat BTW before anyone make that comment I'm just fed up with rude ppl on here.

starile 19

Monday 13 December 2010 13:36

YDI for eating at Arby's.

LaLince 40

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:06

lol

Pb25797051 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:37

ewwwww

Pb25797051 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:38

he was right. you are shallow and FAT?!? and you expect to get a cute guy? and then call HIM shallow when he rejects you?

aamor01 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:34

who says she is fat dumbass? her dad just said that she should loose MORE weight..not " U r fat"

Pb25797051 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:23

89 you are the dumbass here. you are a HUGE idiot damn

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 December 2010 13:53

I'm sure your dad was just looking out for you. I doubt it was because he wanted to eat the 3 Beef N Cheddars, large curly fries, potato cakes, and large Jamocha shake you had ordered.