By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 00:19 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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perdix 29

You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

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Screwie 25

"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

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ohSNAPyall 26

Cupid, please hear my cry, and let your arrow fly... (accidentally double-posted, so I figured I'd ar least add more)

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DarthVader77 9

The story begins to restore my respect for men :)

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crazytwinsmom 25

And that's how you win an archery contest, distraction!

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ohSNAPyall 26

That, or dressing as a bird so that the local fuzz don't know what you're up to.

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FashionMMXII 6

Lmfao riiight "Jokingly"

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MorganBrown 8

Well that was silly of you to say (:

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drewflav 17

Should've said you'd kiss the ones with the best AND worst shots. Everyone would try not to be the worst and then you'd get the best anyway. LOL!

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ehllychan 10

Aren't they just messing with you too? I know a bunch of people who would do that kind of thing if a girl said that, jokingly or not, regardless of how she looked, just for their idea of funny.

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Connect 10

I'm sure they were just messing with you OP. don't worry.

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jetsown08 21

Or perhaps OP is actually ugly enough that they didn't want to kiss her, like the FML suggests?

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Dcm210 19

That's one way of winning at archery even if it's practicing.

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