Miscellaneous: Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You just don't understand art

By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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swampbaby985 30

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.

Cadeth 13

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:12

You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?

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StickyPickles 33

Sunday 6 December 2015 1:26

I find myself wondering if eye contact was made, also if said perpetrator was doing just that in the mirror. Honestly, I just spent way too much time visualizing that. fml

rylcrazy 6

Sunday 6 December 2015 12:00

One of those would you **** me? I'd **** me me, moments eh?

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 6 December 2015 14:01

Exactly what I was thinking.

idk_rose 25

Sunday 6 December 2015 1:59

How does this amaze you ?

ThePaperDragon 31

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:02

Something that makes me appreciate living off-campus. Haha

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:11

A wank in the sink and a quick wash up. A great way to start the day and save time. This kid is going places.

schreibergx93 19

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:30

Some people like to look at themselves.

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 6 December 2015 3:24

guess they're not learning much over there

Brandon1000 10

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:23

Was he jacking off to his reflection?

Aseemdawg 18

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:38

Today, someone walked in on me jerking off in a sink. FML

martin8337 35

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:00

Whatever happened to to jerking off in your own room or shower.

_imacooldude_ 10

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:19

I hope he wasn't looking in the mirror while doing it

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