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that janitor rules. you should own that, its not like you were the clumsy one. You should've hopped up and given the janitor a high five.
just laugh about it, and it will go down as how awesome the janitor was, not how clumsy u r.
Why is this a 'FML'? This is hilarious!!
FML?
Ouch. Were you bleeding after that? Last time I got tripped (I heard later from a witness that it was intentional) they tripped me on asphalt and both of the knees of my pants were torn up. I just got up and kept running again because I had to catch the bus, since it was going to leave soon (the reason I was running and they were able to trip me in the first place, they only gave about 5 minutes from the end of the school day to get to the buses on the other side of the school), but when I got home after the bus ride I found out that both of my knees were bleeding and my hands were scraped up. The janitor was cool though in your situation.
Hahahaha I would have laughed too. I actually laughed when I fell down the stairs one time.
Seves you right if you were running.
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What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.
This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"