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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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revengePanda 0

Friday 26 August 2011 15:59

Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 August 2011 16:05

Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh

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skinthesnakes 6

Friday 26 August 2011 18:06

you just got pond

devinewind 4

Friday 26 August 2011 18:06

So you got wet after meeting his mother...

fishing12345 2

Friday 26 August 2011 18:08

Don't worry it could've happened to anybody

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 26 August 2011 18:20

Smooth move

TheBigFailer 0

Friday 26 August 2011 18:40

That's what you get for going to meet his family drunk

K_kanaka 26

Friday 26 August 2011 18:47

-_____- ?!

mintcar 9

Friday 26 August 2011 18:50

Embarrassing, but not the end of the world.

sxe_beast 11

Friday 26 August 2011 19:15

Oh and don't forget about mailboxing.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 26 August 2011 19:19

Did you Find Nemo?

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 26 August 2011 19:22

Was she a fish or something? A mermaid?

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