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By Username - 06/11/2010 17:58 - France

Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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ohthebloodygore 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 23:02

1, I do hate you.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 6 November 2010 22:53

Well you're allowed your opinion... They shouldn't get offended just because you don't like that particular name..

Comments

eraintimexD 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:10

lol never make fun of names

iltby 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:18

If only there was a little voice in your head to stop you saying stupid things.

TheCountess 4

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:55

Wow, there are a lot of "Jacquelines"...I'm another one. My name is pronounced the French way though, not the English way. I wonder which OP hates?

fishyinthesea 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:03

That's my middle name. ;)

funzcpl 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:25

so you hate the name! **** 'em if they get mad. sensitive ass people are whiney

funzcpl 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:32

and #38 why does op have to be a bitch? because she don't like your name?

TheGazetteReita 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:45

Wow... didn't know my cousin used FML but yeah total bitch move today at the baby shower... didn't know the chances of me actually reading this few hours after the baby shower