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By not a kiddy fiddler really - 29/05/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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MDoremis 38

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:08

A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:10

I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.

Comments

Juicenub 25

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:26

That's pretty Bad, I guess.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:27

Wow, I bet that made you Scream. Too Bad, You Are Not Alone and others will Remember the Time.

LunaRebirth 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:29

It Kind of makes Me Mad how you Spell Only Some words with Capital Letters.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:43

The Way You Make Me Feel, will tell you to Beat It or do you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:01

^ you are one Smooth Criminal.

91hayek 31

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:05

ayy Enslaved, bringing the heat! How old are you Luna?

fsomelife 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:37

I kinda wanna Scream that I Want You Back out of this thread, but the replies are a real Thriller and are making me Smile.

lifeofpie25 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:43

no balls no glory

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:45

You may be embarrassed now, OP, but trust me you'll all be laughing about this in a few years and telling this story to your future grandchildren. It'll be a funny memory in no time!

MrDonSalvetti 27

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:53

Op, are you ok? So, Op are you ok? Are you ok, Op? Op, are you ok? So, Op are you ok? Are you ok, Op? Op, are you ok? So, Op are you ok? Are you ok, Op? Op, are you ok? So, Op are you ok? Are you ok, Op? Op are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok?

meliodafool_ 15

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:56

aw nuts!

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:25

He he shamone

lexos 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:08

Look on the bright you probably made them al laugh

buckdharma 36

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:24

Didn't people always tell you to be careful what you do. Don't go around yanking schlong frail parts.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:48

I think deep down parents always remain competitive with their children, and fathers more so than anyone else. That's why they do stupid things at their children's wedding. But as a rule, it's usually impossible to compete in this fashion on that day. I mean honestly, how to do you "out stupid" their choice of partners? You sir, actually came the closest to achieving that goal than any other father on earth!