Miscellaneous: Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good...

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

That's when you spit in their drinks.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:18

You could have walked over to the table and said "Ill be sure to find you a good looking waiter but if he declines the offer to serve a table of middle aged unattractive women then thats not on me." If they are superficial enough to say that so close to you they'd probably be to shocked someone finds then ugly to worry about actually filing a complaint.

Comments

thimovw 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 14:39

The perfect moment to let them pay more:)

Bebbo_fml 21

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:52

Quick-change the restaurant tunes to "I'm sexy and I know it" and bust out in dance in front of those ladies. Make sure the other waiters follow along too. See, problem solved!

Jason199615 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:29

Spike their drinks, take pictures, and blackmail them.

Willelm 0

Monday 21 November 2011 2:55

Thats when you poison their drinks, with poison

DankTurtle 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 15:42

Tough luck work on your appearence

Thebuddhafist 2

Monday 26 December 2011 2:23

LOL sounds like you need to hit the gym bro.

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:44

Those girls are STUPID. I don't ever insult the wait staff, even when they deserve it (when they deserve it, I quietly complain to the manager). Do these bitches not realize that there's a good ten seconds where the only person around their food is YOU? And three seconds of that where no one can see you? If you're fast, that's more than enough time to spit in a drink, put some pubes on a burger, or 'accidentally' drop something like their garlic bread on a dirty floor. And in the fast food industry, it's even worse. If a customer pissed off my brother when he was working at McDonald's, he'd wipe their burger buns on his grease shoes. He didn't get fired for it, either. I don't condone the defiling of other's food, even if they'e being jerks, but...yeah, those girls are dumb. Seriously, incurably dumb. And by the way, OP - FYL. I'm sorry you had to hear those snotty little hoes tearing you down.