By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States
Same thing different taste
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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States
Misleading
By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada
Nice try
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Thanks, I really appreciate it!
By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States
Nice try
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Your a cocktail server, go charm their asses off! Show them how good you are. Except the one who commented! Water down her drink!
*THEIR FFS
Spit in their food omg
Welcome to reality..
1-800-choke that hoe
I'm sexy inside AND out, so I can't relate. But fyl for other people not thinking you're attractive
Being that conceited makes you really, really ugly.
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That's when you spit in their drinks.
You could have walked over to the table and said "Ill be sure to find you a good looking waiter but if he declines the offer to serve a table of middle aged unattractive women then thats not on me." If they are superficial enough to say that so close to you they'd probably be to shocked someone finds then ugly to worry about actually filing a complaint.