By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 794
You deserved it 3 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

IKickPuppiesHard 16

You could have walked over to the table and said "Ill be sure to find you a good looking waiter but if he declines the offer to serve a table of middle aged unattractive women then thats not on me." If they are superficial enough to say that so close to you they'd probably be to shocked someone finds then ugly to worry about actually filing a complaint.

Comments

Your a cocktail server, go charm their asses off! Show them how good you are. Except the one who commented! Water down her drink!

SkardeyKat 3

Bring them their drinks, then when you look up with the drinks on your tray jump and look really startled and spill the drinks all over them. Then say "sorry, you ham-beasts are so ugly it scared me so bad I lost control there for a second!"

chels1994 11

im sorry op but they're probably ****** anyway

Devoo 7

Get a lemon and squirt it in their eye by "mistake".

I'm sexy inside AND out, so I can't relate. But fyl for other people not thinking you're attractive

Portalcc 4

Obviously you aren't sexy inside and out. Stop being so self centered

Being that conceited makes you really, really ugly.

Ikickmidgets 11

eye drops in the drinks will make them less sexy, as they shit their brains out!