Make up and Work: Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer...

By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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Same thing different taste

By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML

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Self-confidence booster

By uglyyyyy - 28/10/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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iggz 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:00

"Trust me, you don't need any help in that department!"

DFlit1 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:58

Verbal bitch slap!!!

Comments

crushedone 7

Monday 17 October 2011 2:41

I hope you sold her something she's allergic to, or at least something that'll make her lips look like a asshole.

Rollie87 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:41

Sounds like she was barking up the wrong tree there

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 17 October 2011 3:13

I see what you did :)

hannahcorrine 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:43

haw008 14

Monday 17 October 2011 2:44

I woulda been like "ya I know it's pretty bitchin"

clydetheboss 2

Monday 17 October 2011 2:47

I would've been like, "well I really like your lipstick. The **** look is hot these days." hahahh

perdix 29

Monday 17 October 2011 2:48

Punching her in the mouth will say you're a bitch. Plus, she'll get better swelling than collagen injections as a free bonus.

DasVolkswagen 1

Monday 17 October 2011 2:55

shoulda shown her what a bitch could do. :)

MainPrism 16

Monday 17 October 2011 3:00

Maybe work on your people skills? Lol

weesnaw_08 7

Monday 17 October 2011 3:03

Oh I would've told her off. Aha.

evilscorpi 29

Monday 17 October 2011 3:06

i find that a compliment because no one can messs with you the wrong way, i dont think she ment that in a mean way op

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