Miscellaneous: Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 00:19 - United Kingdom

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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By sig - 22/11/2016 13:54

Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML

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By Victoria - 12/07/2016 14:10

Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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crashsapphire93 4

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

Wow, I’d like to see her explain that at the pearly white gates.

kingtz 6

Monday 21 February 2011 9:08

What a ****** up family. Remember this day and how they ostracized you should you ever win the lottery and they come begging for money.

Comments

Ffinunez 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:27

Im just 15 and proud to say im a atheist i just dont believe some stuff thats was trying to be forced done my throat as a child and thats why everytime to not hurt my familys feelings i fake that i enjoy church... Also you cant generalize people when it comes to religion becuase you might belive one part and not another like some people do... Just saying ...also thats messed up that they would do that to you i would have demanded a family metting

Jonscarl 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:41

because it's a man? that's why

JetRyan 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:47

Yur family is rude

pisspot 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:50

That's what happens when your mom is a ****. :-P

krez 20

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:52

Can't believe you bigots voted down my comment simply for stating a fact.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:57

Sorry to break up the highbrow debates, but we're closing the comments on this FML. You know why. Well, maybe. Probably. You ought to.

IHaveThePower 16

Sunday 11 July 2021 5:37

If the priest didn't know, talk to him--he needs to bring the might of the Church down on them, because that is NOT Church position. (Don't remember a lot from my own days as a Catholic, but if anyone had so much as suggested that, at a funeral no less, with any of the clergy I'd grown up with, they'd have been walking away with ten new assholes.) If the priest DID know, go straight to the bishop and tell him EXACTLY what happened. Someone ought to be kicking ass and taking names here. That is COMPLETELY unacceptable behavior at ANY point in a church, let alone at a funeral.