Miscellaneous: Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 00:19 - United Kingdom

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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By sig - 22/11/2016 13:54

Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML

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By Victoria - 12/07/2016 14:10

Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

Wow, I’d like to see her explain that at the pearly white gates.

kingtz 6

Monday 21 February 2011 9:08

What a ****** up family. Remember this day and how they ostracized you should you ever win the lottery and they come begging for money.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 21 February 2011 14:54

OP that is horrible! People who claim to be religious and love God are usually the cruelest to others. Bunch of hypocrites.

TempestRain 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:58

That's is why the Catholics are famous for stupidity. Would they have had the same issue if you were adopted? I doubt it. I bet if you would have gone and splashed some nasty dirty water on your face, then prayed twelve times to a dead lady they would have offered you a way in. Stupid!

paramedig_gurl87 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:58

Someone please explain to me why the word whilst has crept into so many FML's lately! The word while is perfectly acceptable and not as annoying. Do you think it makes you sound more intelligent? It really doesn't.

mshenrick 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:04

first of all its not even in this one, and you are the only person who finds it annoying

Lochcelious 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:49

It is because whilst you weren't paying attention it jumped back into the modern language.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 21 February 2011 15:04

24: religion is not dying out. Europe is becoming more 'muslim' every day. You can walk down the street and hear their awful call to prayer songs on the speakers...in Europe! in 30 years, muslims will probably be the majority there. Then it will spread to the US. :( And you can enjoy being stoned, beheaded for a ton of 'sins' against islam.

wiccabrat1 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:07

You have a skewed view of their religion. Try to be more openminded and don't spread your hate arround.

blahblahblah5_x 13

Monday 21 February 2011 15:11

Oh wow that really sucks.

xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9

Monday 21 February 2011 15:15

This actually reminds me of a book i read. It was a sort of religious Romeo and Juliet, Romeo being an extreme catholic while Juliet was more open to newer ideas, like homosexualiy. I believe the whole religion is split like that, some going to extremes, and (as I believe) wrong in many ways. Right here is one of the wrongs, but I don't think the grandma is to blame. But thats just me=)