Miscellaneous: Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 00:19 - United Kingdom

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 23:02

Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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By sig - 22/11/2016 13:54

Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML

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By Victoria - 12/07/2016 14:10

Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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crashsapphire93 4

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

Wow, I’d like to see her explain that at the pearly white gates.

kingtz 6

Monday 21 February 2011 9:08

What a ****** up family. Remember this day and how they ostracized you should you ever win the lottery and they come begging for money.

Comments

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:05

People like that make real Christians look bad. This is not WJWD!

vomitknife 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:09

Maybe that row was already full.

hisHoneyBunny 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:12

ha its reasons like those that I left that religion. I consider it the machista-religion. I feel so sorry for you. That was ****** up of them!

lynbrook 1

Monday 21 February 2011 16:48

Clearly you are not accepted as a member of the family. Walk away from them and build a new life. At the very least, never invite them to your home or important event like wedding or baptism. Think of all the money you can save on not buying Christmas presents.

jujubeewhoopie 0

Monday 21 February 2011 17:01

This is what Jesus would have done, right? ;)

wtfjess 10

Monday 21 February 2011 17:04

Mm this FML puts a bad name on Catholics... I'm a Catholic, and honestly I have not met a single other Catholic who is really this strict. I'm not saying that none of them are, but definitely not ALL of them are. :/

chlorine1295 1

Monday 21 February 2011 17:06

this is an example of why religion sucks

anonymous496 0

Monday 21 February 2011 17:39

thank you for making a point

fruityloopz 4

Monday 21 February 2011 17:54

I'm Catholic, but I don't consider myself a radical one. I believe in gay marriage and im okay with sex before marriage too. Being Catholic should not be about "following the rules". It's about accepting everyone, regardless of their sexuality, race, religion, political opinions, etc. It upsets me to see other Catholics ruining the reputation of the "not-so-strict" Catholics.