Well, if you're so good that you can give a ******** through his stomach....

I heard the rule was "Keep his stomach full and his balls empty". You're half way there.

Hyaaa

Any wedding is better than a Game Of Thrones wedding.

Geoffrey being poisoned pretty much made that my favorite wedding of all time!

Dude. WTF? At least write spoiler alert....

fangirl...

31, *Joffrey... sorry, couldn't help myself!

Spoiler much #31? I'm only on season three! Thanks for ruining that happy surprise. -__-

His name is Mr Loudmouth, you shouldn't be surprised.

Don't worry, he survives.

Normally I'd say that men don't take women who do sexual favors on a first date seriously, but clearly OP's husband is the exception.

17- why? If she wanted to blow him on the first date I don't see the issue.

18: That strongly depends on the man and woman in question. Some men don't like that type of behaviour, similar to how some women don't like men who approach them to directly during the first date. It can seem weird and makes you wonder how often they've done this on first dates. [We all know that having sex often is not a bad thing, but our brain is wired so that it prefers people it perceives as "pure", since those have a higher chance of spreading our specific DNA and not that of a rival.] Some men, however, don't mind this on the first date. Depends a lot on what the motivation behind these advances is, aswell. If it seems like a desperation move, then they'll generally not find it appealing. If there's great chemistry, however, then sexual favors on the first date are, often times, very much welcome. Basically it's then a case of "What sense is there in waiting anyways? We could check our compatibility right now, no need to waste more time."

I'm not saying men don't LIKE women who perform sexual favors on a first date. On the contrary, my work environment is basically a boy's club in which men speak very openly about their sex lives, and I can tell you that they tend to like "fast" women very much. I'm just saying that they don't tend to make serious, much less life long, commitments to women like that. Of course there are exceptions though.

I cudda got 3 blow jobs by the time I read all that shit

And instead you decided to enrich yourself by reading a discussion on human relationships by astounding intellects! What a quality guy you are!

You're that fast? Must be popular with the ladies.

Evo psych is largely bullshit. We aren't wired that way, our society just has lots of double standards.

Bless you for being the one to admit double standards are also a large contribution to the way we as humans think about sex.

why is this down-voted? I'm saying it wasn't appropriate of the husband?

why do you care? It's FML. Embrance the hate.

the world shouldn't have so much hate in it. n how can you hate someone you don't know and haven't even met?

Judging by the continued down votes I don't think you're helping your case.

Easy for you to say. The details of your sex life haven't been exposed to almost everyone you know, including your family.

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me, no more.