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By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Speech! Speech!

By Olivia - 03/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Monterey

Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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First and last

By hannaholic - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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misterspock 16

Monday 21 April 2014 21:52

I think you blew this out of proportion.

Brelywi 15

Monday 21 April 2014 21:54

Damn, you must give one helluva ********.

Comments

xfluttershy07 8

Monday 21 April 2014 22:49

damn... ******* on the first date?

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:11

I've had it before, not always a bad thing.

cook4money 9

Monday 21 April 2014 22:54

Well hopefully this will not affect his relationship with your parents. I'm sure daddy was not happy to hear that.

sisco2901 20

Monday 21 April 2014 23:18

He's a cocksucker... Err, wait.

STEALTHHUNTER88 13

Monday 21 April 2014 23:19

The Lannisters send their regards.

Ben009 13

Monday 21 April 2014 23:32

Be proud

gbrodee1 5

Monday 21 April 2014 23:32

It was his turn to blow you away.

Austino_yo 11

Monday 21 April 2014 23:33

Maybe OP didn't blow him on the first date. Her husband could've just been joking.

mike7800 8

Monday 21 April 2014 23:43

I don't think he's brave for putting that in his speech, I think he's brave for marrying somebody who sucks dick on a first date.

DotDootyDot 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 21:17

Any woman is entitled to suck dick (or NOT suck dick) whenever she feels like it, following outdated standards of sexual purity for the sake of being regarded as a decent person (when other more remarkable features should be more important, such as kindness and intelligence) is just plain stupid.