Intimacy: Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't....

By Bes - 14/06/2009 15:54 - Canada

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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lilacwords 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Wow... why would you not close the stall?

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

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freedoggy77 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:45

why is everyone freaking out about today being sunday...just because it says "Today, blah blah blah, FML" doesn't mean it actually happened today. it could have been last week, it could have been years ago. the rules of the website say it has to start with "today"

ILoveJace01 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:48

How did you not realize your stall was open?

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:48

I would've cheered you on =p

sadiesykes 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:49

are you a girl or boy? loll.

thirdbase1733 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:38

are you kidding me

NoMercy_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:49

So you have an external bladder? JK

derriduh 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:00

Why were you pushing on your bladder? That doesn't sound healthy. If you can't go but feel like you have to, you'll either pee shortly, or you have a bladder infection or something and need to go to the doctor.

wowfmlife 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:03

#82, I already stated that I realized my mistakes but it was too late to edit it. And it would be "Wow, they obviously clapped at him/her because he/she was taking a long time." So, when you pretend to be smart, at least try a little harder. Thanks

lolcakes 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:08

this whole fml is so vague. i understand the 'oops, door didn't latch properly' thing, but still, i'm pretty sure unless you want to pee on your hand you have to be a guy to look like you're masturbating when peeing. in which case, why were you in a stall? if you want this to be believable then at least explain why your bathroom didn't have urinals (makes no sense in a school) or why you didn't use them. also, if you're pushing your bladder, why does that mean you'd look like you were masturbating? does pushing your bladder automatically mean moving your hand, too? and on a side note, if you were worried about people hearing your 'noises of frustration'... most bathroom stalls are notoriously NOT soundproof, even WITH the door shut. i think it's bs, makes no sense at all. seems like a 14-year-old's attempt at being clever on the internets, and not actually true, at all. =