Intimacy: Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't....

By Bes - 14/06/2009 15:54 - Canada

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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lilacwords 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Wow... why would you not close the stall?

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

Comments

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:32

#13 - you're a moron it's a figure of speech

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:33

Besides the obvious stupidness in this one... @52, 54, 55, 67, and others- All FMLs have to have "Today," at the beginning. All of you saying OMG LOLOLOL YOU HAS SKOOL ON SUNDAE????!!/ should be beaten with a stick. There's no telling when this moment of fail happened, dumbasses.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:38

And for all the people who think they're super smart calling this FML fake bc it was posted on a Sunday, there are schools that instead of having a summer break have school all year with around five week sessions (including Saturdays and Sundays) and then have a week off.

sammy813 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:39

okay if it took you so much just to pee, you obv. didnt need to pee. so why were you trying to pee if you didnt have to pee.

360_93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:40

School should be over. WTF

DamienTheRabbit 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:42

And the nominees for "least logical creature" are.... Boy who can't pee and therefore makes grunts while pushing his bladder instead of just *not peeing* Squirrel that runs into the street even though a car is clearly coming Dog that chases its tail for 47 minutes and then collapses with exhaustion And the winner is... *opens envelope* Oh my God, I can't believe it! It's the boy who doesn't know common bathroom etiquette or have any form of common sense! Get on up here and make your speech!

tennisgirl022 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:45

...so?

12345678poiuytre 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:45

why would you want to make yourself pee...? just pee when you have to.

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:45

xD I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at an FML and its comments section. So much fail... stomach hurts... lololololol

dancin303 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:46

#19 "Wow, they obviously clapped at him/her because HIM/HER WAS taking a long time. And OP, you're really stupid. Not only is youR post full of grammatical errors, but you didn't know the stall was open? They're so small that if the door was open it would be touching you! YDI" I count quite a few mistakes. So you should just stop talking. Also, you do not know what that stall was like. but OP you do deserve it