Intimacy: Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't....

By Bes - 14/06/2009 15:54 - Canada

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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lilacwords 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Wow... why would you not close the stall?

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

Comments

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:28

wait what...i don't get it?

Fireball01 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:34

people like you piss me off they have urnals for a reason you know.

LuvPink 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:37

how old are you? 4? ydi.

Purane2forever 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:36

R U PEOPLE SERIOUS. How are yall comfused on the gender here. OBV. its a boy... since when can girls jack off?? you dumb idiots

emodrew 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:40

who the **** has school on sunday... my middle school ended last thursday

Dimaranien 1

Monday 15 June 2009 3:01

Is there a bit in between submitting your FML and their posting it? Maybe that is why is showed up on sunday.... Plus, our last day was two days ago on friday, june 12th. Different districts, countries, states and such end at different times.... Maybe it was a different type of school? Some college classes are on the weekends, and we (high school, our Academies) have skinny courses that are in the afternoons on Saturdays for extra credit and such. Ummmmmm # 108, masturbation is a gender-neutral activity. Anyone can do it. :)

Heelix 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:39

I always go to the stall because i dont want to make the other guys jealous of my massive wang. Obviously he went to the stall and left the door open coz he was expecting a quick one, instead it took longer than he expected.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:56

#109 it takes a while for the fmls to get monitored and it may not have happened the day it said but u have to start it with "today" any way: 1) close the door 2) go to a doctor 3) transfer schools done