Miscellaneous: Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless...

By ILuvYouSoldiers - 26/06/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table, I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 07:48 - United States

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

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By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

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By Notpunny - 18/04/2016 22:58 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML

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By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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Dusk1 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

We should ship your mother over to Iraq. God bless our soldiers.

alwaysalady 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

That's awful. I give soldiers hugs and tell them thank you. Your mom needs to learn a little respect.

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Funky_Daniel 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:30

Wow. Ur moms a bitch.

suckmineplz 0

Monday 19 July 2010 2:31

ur moms a ******* bitch

magnis 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:58

ur life sucks cuz your mom is a crazy hippie, libral dipshit. I feel bad for you:(. SEMPER FI! thank all for their service to our beautiful country!:)

magnis 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:20

war isn't the answer,no, but sometimes it's the solution!

anythingmustbe 18

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:17

Ur mum is right they started a war for no reason and killed an innocent man

anythingmustbe 18

Friday 6 August 2010 17:55

sorry i got it wrong not innocent man innocent PEOPLE!

MoreThan1lol 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 9:39

Death to capitalism!!!!

lickme89 3

Monday 4 October 2010 17:45

"Sorry" "You ****** better be".lol

lhgurlz 5

Friday 15 October 2010 4:36

ur mom is the stupidest person alive.., she says that cause she doesn't have the guts to go herself. p.s they are brave!

cmoney18769 0

Monday 18 October 2010 4:18

number 1 your really going to comment on this fml about grammer and speeling seriouslty wtf..you and the mother of this fml should leave go leave my country or go be a bullet catcher for me and my brothers fighting this war