Intimacy: Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is...

By Jane - 24/11/2011 13:57 - Australia

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By thanks, fuckface - 16/11/2012 19:42 - United States - Parachute

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 19:09

Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

starsfan_9 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:00

Do it to him sometime

Comments

docscientist 9

Friday 25 November 2011 3:04

He's on a search for the double rainbow in your ******.

TynoMite 3

Friday 25 November 2011 3:09

He's gay.

STXman1989 2

Friday 25 November 2011 3:11

If he does it a lot yell at him or dump him!

Raori 23

Friday 25 November 2011 3:30

Let him do the 'money shot'. That might fulfill him.

ronjon322 3

Friday 25 November 2011 3:45

Definitely time spice it up or move on. The chemistry isn't there

Wtf91101 3

Friday 25 November 2011 3:46

Weird dude

deequu 20

Friday 25 November 2011 3:57

He is your boyfriend! TELL HIM TO STOP OR WHATEVER. Stop whining here and do something about it. WOW! What an fml! :/ geez.

Darklord53 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:32

I'm very confused about what this FML says. Anyone care to clarify why he said that?

sierralovesyou 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:36

Your boyfriend is broken... You need a new one...

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 25 November 2011 6:36

What a sad ****.

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