By Jane - 24/11/2011 13:57 - Australia

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Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Iknoweverything 29

Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

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ellabella1987 0

Wow a boyfriend who wants more than just sex?? And your complaing whhyy?!

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YankeesUniverse 0

He's probably a hardcore Existentialist/Philosopher

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Norrec86 7

You should try not putting out for a while. Might make him appreciate it more :)

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Daydreamer4466 6

He is gay. I think he wont's what what up the but.

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bkina 0

Woah if anyone ever said that to me they'd never hear then end of it. What a way to lower someone's self esteem. I'd talk to him about it see if its just about variety, change positions why don't you take control and show him what you got. Tell him this is not all I got. He sais it again he's an ass

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cajekraze 7

You gotta do more than just lay there. It sounds like you are boring to have sex with.

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Jovansgirl96 4

Did you ever wonder why all australians were crazy? Back in the day the Europeans used to send criminals there... but even so, this guy is CRAZY. If I was you, I would dump him point blank.

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skinflint 6

OP does your boyfriend question the meaning of life all the time, or just at the point of release?

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zenti 2

Did you ever ask him why he does that? I'd think that if this sort of thing happens every time you two have sex, it'd make you irritated enough that you'd want to talk things over with him.

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