Kids: Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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nodeathtoall 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

Comments

wickedhyype 17

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:45

Scared shitless

Jnastayy 13

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:56

Well shit

Catvillanueva 9

Wednesday 7 December 2016 3:51

ewww haha

nominaski 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:09

. . .

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:33

KILLER SHART!

jadeleepenguin 29

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:42

I was waiting for "it wasn't my daughter"

XLTDX 0

Monday 19 October 2015 6:51

OMG I totally thought the same thing! ?

alexanderavatar 24

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:44

you were right that is funny

IvyRizzzzoli 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 4:16

I feel for the kid though she was probably mortified

SS 31

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:45

Would've loved to see this on video!

zyero 9

Sunday 4 October 2015 2:23

And you just scarred your kid for life, congrats YDI

intertk555 11

Sunday 4 October 2015 2:27

Sneak Attack lol

darthhera 11

Sunday 4 October 2015 4:19

Reason #42 that condoms and birth control pills were invented.

Ichiya 29

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:59

No one has ever gotten pregnant from shit floating in the pool.

darthhera 11

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:41

If you had any modicum of intelligence, you would know I meant the OP should have never been a parent if this is how they treat their child.

chriss2015 13

Wednesday 7 October 2015 5:38

Grow up, seriously? Did you not catch the sarcasm there? If u had any intelligence obviously you would know this was a silly practical joke gone wrong and it's in no way a reflection of said parents abilities to provide for their child. The person who responded to you was making light of the fact that youre an idiot.