Transportation: Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Thanks for your help, dude

By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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flufee2 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

What a bitchh

Vickeh 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

Good deeds never go unoticed OP! Keep on being you :D Hopefully karma catches up with that bitch

Comments

condor216 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:13

Karma is going to catch up with that bitch. Don't worry.

Garrett2818 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:14

I wanted to say something funny but I lost my train of thought.

jerryj 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:29

Maybe someone can help you get back on track?

CountCoolness 12

Friday 16 January 2015 0:36

This conversation has "derailed."

SS 31

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:15

What an absolute dick head.

19990231 29

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:18

Looks like you're in a jam.

penel96 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:24

Some people are just really cruel

LeavenSilva 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:47

Hopefully something really good happens to you soon!

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:06

Life lesson: never be nice to random strangers

Goblin182 26

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:11

No good deed goes unpunished.

AverageJoey 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:30

Wow, karma is going to hit that lady hard.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:00

That's why you shouldn't be nice. It's a dog eat dog world out there

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