By meh - 31/10/2016 15:43

Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
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oj101 33

Tell him it's insulting that he considers you to be so cheap. Then demand $2. Cause you're worth it.

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tygerarmy 35

Put a sold sticker on yourself. I really wanna know what kind of business you work at where people make a joke about buying employees, maybe it's because of your good customer service?

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species4872 19

I would have asked for change as well.

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Brain_fart 20

What's your line of work? Are they being cheap or inappropriate? ha

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hardcorepunk87 18

Am I the only one who's thinking she works as a dancer?

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izzajaneful 24

Yes. They'd definitely offer more than a dollar if she was a dancer. Because they would actually be serious. "Buy you for a dollar," sounds like some idiotic joke/pick up line, not an actual offer to a dancer.

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Lisa_Kdubz 20

I feel like knowing your line of work would either make this story make a lot more sense or make it a million times creepier/funnier...

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Goblin182 26

And what was your counter offer?

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Sharktooni 5

Do we want to know what your job is or......

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alaina1104 11

Are you a stripper? If so, rude but understandable. If not, very rude.

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DeletedSoul 2

Someone must have started an interesting bet on you.

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skycollapsed 5

Accept the 1 dollar offer but state a 900 percent vat tax must be applied.

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