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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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PureGold 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:29

I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x(...you could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.

Bubs_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:16

Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.

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phoenixwolfgrl77 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:16

ouch ... that's embarrassing

superjudge 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:14

"#7, #13, #20, and #21 are all dead-on." So is #23. No need to take it seriously. Work on that self image. Bluetooth headsets are retarded, and the people who use them look like they're out of their gourds.

daniielleex 0

Friday 13 March 2009 4:55

i haaaaate when people walk up to check out and are on their freaking blue tooth. i don't want to be rude and ignore them if they're talking to me, and i end up looking stupid.

DanielleCannibal 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:14

**** bluetooth, it's taking over the world!!!! D:

kelseysking 26

Tuesday 30 September 2014 4:52

Well now my city police and probably state police are getting a gun that can tell if you are texting or talking on the phone only way we will be able to talk and not get a ticket for it is using and hands free blue tooth.

dusty0001 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:16

She was on her phone not her bluetooth! She was using her bluetooth!

yuki_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:25

That is why technology is flawed. Lol.

CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:01

the next time you see someone with a bluetooth, smack it off their face. those things are the stupidest shit ever.

silentsound36 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:02

that absolutely sucks. i feel your pain

Cheesy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 1:35

That's exactly what happened in the movie "Freaky Friday"...

spockezri 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:48

This one guy was speaking loudly on his cellphone to his son saying how he was going to abuse him when he got home or something like that. Cellphones should be banned from public spaces...