By Barista - 05/07/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 503
You deserved it 40

Top comments

uhhhhh. xD I think you need to warn the manager about the crazy lady demanding sweet and sour chicken.

letitbe56 0

Something similar happened to me once. I was working in a B&N cafe (which is basically a Starbucks, but owned by B&N) and this guy came in--in his 20s, so young enough to know better--and was like, "How do you make your chai? Is it with some kind of nasty syrup?" I told him that yes, we did use a syrup, but that it wasn't too nasty. He was then like, "No. That's no good," and he proceeded to tell me various chai suppliers in the area, as if I, a barista at a bookstore, had any authority to change where a large, national corporation bought its chai.

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LOLYLIF 0

Christ. It's about time we get a good drawing.

I work at a Starbucks across the street from the local insane asylum. This is nothing compared to most of my stories.

lyndis_fml 0

I rather like this drawing.

so she was an old lady i thought she was like a 40 year old woman! XD

I think this illustration goes perfect with the FML. Great job!

Finally, an appropriate and good illustration. Good job to the artist!

THIS. I'm glad the artist didn't embellish the FML and turn it into something stupid like a man-eating puke monster.

this FML is hilarious, and i love this illustration.

decent comic. better than the last few.

riotshields 4

The illustration is awesome... but the typo is annoying me...