By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...

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Jakeymd 9

No one deserves to experience that. FYL (was it like opening a can of coke that had been shook?)

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implastikz 7

after the holing, shit happens huh?

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ddawwidd 2

So, does that make you a motherfu*king ptherodactyl now?

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homiwan 13

"Atresia ani"..common in dairy cattle. As a veterinarian I hope you sedated it, before you cut the poor animal.

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challan 19

I was hoping the same thing, I'm not sure why they had someone new perform this.

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desertlovebird 11

I bet five bucks that the poor animal was just tied up and had that done to it with being sedated or even cleaned.

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Jacqui_Meowth 11

Sure, just assume that because OP did saved this calf themselves that they didn't bother basic infection prevention, which if an infection took would completely defeat the purpose of doing it in the first place. There is a possibility that the calf was not sedated but that being said, mulesing is done to lambs without pain relief as are many other procedures. Assumptions make an asshole out of yourself.

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TOPsCinderella 25

I'm sorry, but on this post? "Make an asshole," really? xD

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upallnight11 19

**** both of your lifes.

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laurenasabutton 26

This is more of an FML for the calf. "Today, I'd only been alive a few hours, I had the worst stomach ache, and then some guy actually had to rip me a new one. FML."

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01Ben21 10

I've been a farm hand back in the day, and you see, and do, some crazy things. Good job OP!

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HeartForMusic 23

I feel absolutely terrible for both OP and the calf :( What a tremendously painful experience that would have been. I just hope the calf will be alright soon!

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ekat12 6

That had to be the grossest FML I have ever read.

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nishantvas 13

that should've been the job of a vet ! that butthole could catch infection !

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