By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...

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Jakeymd 9

No one deserves to experience that. FYL (was it like opening a can of coke that had been shook?)

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suckceed 17

**** the Calf's more like it! You did a good deed, saved an animal a great deal of pain and earned good Karma.

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PhishloverA 14

Ouch. Sucks to be you and the calf

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sythe511 28

Let me know if you can break my record of not taking a dump for a whole week. (Thanks to high altitude constipation)

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dvsguy 3

Why is this a FML? You did your job and helped out the little calf who was suffering. YDI for being such an a***.

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Schiffy 18

So he's an ass for feeling bad for the calf because he was tasked with the job of ripping its skin open?

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finch01 18

talk about a s***** day ripping a new hole for a baby cow

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Megrockstar 0

I think this is more "**** the poor Calf's life" not yours haha poor guy!

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YourVoiceofReasn 6

Why is this an FML? You weren't the one born without a butthole.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

I heard of human that was born with the same thing... Terrible, terrible news>.

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mccrightp 29

Sometimes shit happens, sometimes it doesn't ...then you have to use a knife!

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm glad to see you worked that shit out. Sorry you had to use a knife to do it.

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