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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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Xathanos 16

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:56

Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.

xbrit551 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:54

Bitch slap her!

Comments

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:58

so you must work at Wal-Mart?

ladiesman219 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:00

Flip her over or push her off then laugh and say" who the bigger one now"

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Wednesday 11 January 2012 18:40

^ Watch out, we got a badass over here.

itztrouble94 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:00

im wit runnen over ppls hands wit a motorized cart all day lol..u gotta admit dat duz sound fun

JapMASTER5000 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:09

What language are you speaking?

Jaxx66 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:15

Oh no. >_< he's here too! It's like a bad horror movie, no matter how fast you run- they always catch up!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:41

My brain just took a cyanide pill and shot itself from reading your illiterate comments. Please RE-TAKE A GRAMMAR CLASS, OR STOP TYPING WITH YOUR ARSE HAIRS.

KaoriStarr 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 12:12

It seems like it would take more energy "To typ lyk dis" than it would to just type normally.. o.O

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:48

right as i was starting to believe in humanity again..... *a wild dumbass comment appears*

ICATiger 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:01

They see me rolling, they hating

BellaMarta 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:15

They see me trolling, They hating, mods got a problem with me trolling and posting dirty.

nucky_fml 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 10:00

Trying to catch me ridin' dirty

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:39

i know in their hearts they think i'm so white and nerdy

auddylynne 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:18

Bahaha! That's great!!!

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:29

They see me trolling, they hating. Mods got a problem with me trolling and posting dirty

Airman1988 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:01

Be thankful she didn't have a fatter ass than she did or your hand very well may have been a pancake.

zaza_x_fml 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:06

That was revenge for the other day when you stepped out the car, oblivious of her presence, and announced how great it is to walk. (reference to an older fml before someone thinks I'm a nutcase !)