By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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slooby_fml 25

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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haw008 14

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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RoseBlack123 37

Threaten to sit and rub it all over his desk if he won't let you. That's what he should get for being such a real piece of shit

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Tigerblossom 19

Just stand next to him until the smell bothers him enough to send you home. I'm really sorry that happened. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be a possible biological hazard for the office?

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pantherpride98 10

Yes. But then it depends on which state u are in. Some states may not make you send anyone who craps in their pants home.

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monnanon 13

state doesnt matter. OP is from the UK and im pretty sure that she would just be sent home if she had shit herself. im sure its against health and safety at the very least never mind the health and comfort of the OP.

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soupermeal 10

Maybe invest in some adult-diapers OP

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SystemofaBlink41 27

In a very technical and ironic way, you actually made one.

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JE553 9

Ur boss definitely sounds like a 'stinker', his attitude towards ur situation should inspire a 'movement' against him, his type of person stem from the 'bowels' of civilization

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WellThatSucked89 13

I feel you should have said "shit-uation".

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MidnightMusic53 37

#25, you can type all of that out, but you can't type "your" instead of "ur?"

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effyuuurlifee 7

How would you like to walk a mile in his pants?

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ohSNAPyall 26

I'd thought you were talking about the boss. I figured she'd rather be wearing just about anyone else's pants right about now.

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isallwaysme 27

does anybody understand that the "Shitty" puns aren't funny?

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abekj52 9

maybe you can take a potty training class

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