Health: Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Walk, don't run

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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Long drive home

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

haw008 14

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

Comments

mete_orito 34

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:08

Should I guess that you have IBS? Sorry OP. If you do. Bring a spare of pants and panties next time.

dancinwookie 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:12

You were a walking biohazard and your boss wouldn't send you home? That's some bullcrap. And, how humiliating?!?! F that job!

mweb8416 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:13

That's the *****! Anyone? ..... ...... Ok Sorry

abekj52 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:18

use a tampon

Turbolag25 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:20

Wow. Dick.

tranced_ 45

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:32

oh please! you're mature enough to control your poopoo time!

fargen 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:34

that boss is a **** nut. lol

o_samaha 5

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:03

"I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way" --> i can also see where your boss is coming from - you act like an animal, you will get treated like one.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 17:16

I mean, I've never had IBS, but I have friends who do, and it really is unavoidable. I've had to pull my car over at a moment's notice for a friend to jump out and do his business on the side of the road because it was so sudden. I guess just be thankful you don't have it?