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That's almost always the case, at least according to FML...
Sure you did 71
89, 71 was just doing it to make sure we're all awake and paying attention.
Guess who's been sleeping during sex ed classes....
or skipping out on them all together
or fainting from shock. Sadly, no one noticed him slumped in his seat, everyone else was enthralled.
Something we 'made up to get out of sex' haha?! Like saying "nah I ain't in the mood" isn't a good enough reason? That poor guy, his world's just been turned upside down by this very simple human fact!
sometimes it isn't a good enough reason. Not all men were created with the ability to listen and accept no as an answer.
40, that's also called rape...
Or sexual assault. Or the Struggle Snuggle.
87 because not all people were created with the ability to accept a criticism as an answer.
Actually, my boyfriend is amazing and I'm sure that he knows what a period is.
#51 so does mine. The craving of chocolate, aggressive tone in my voice when I speak or almost bursting into tears at the drop of a hat may have something to do with it.
Please buy him a book about the female body!
As one meme once depicted it, Chapter 1 was about 3 feet thick... though I think that could've been titled "Understanding Women".
She said 'body' not 'mind'
30, I think the book meme being referred to was, "What men know about women vol.1"
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sounds like his parents didn't explain about the birds egg cycle
How could he not know? My class technically didn't get the sex talk in school (the boys were too rowdy so my teacher eventually just gave up) but we all still figured it out on our own.
The thing he fails at most is thinking women 'HAVE to have sex'. Saying 'not in the mood' should be enough, we don't need to make excuses and lie because we shouldn't be feeling forced into it anyway. It makes you want to do it even less and you end up in a vicious circle.
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Wow... Just wow.
I'm just speechless. How is this possible for a grown-up man in his twenties?