By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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DocBastard 38

"Oh I'm on the menu, sir. You just can't afford me."

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kueves87 4

Today, after reading this FML, I realized this is something my dad would say.... FML

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Karan0217 6

Old guy be using pick up lines. lol

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lallolindo 10

"I'm sorry sir but you'd have to order out of the menu, and that's out of your price range, " *walks away feeling accomplished that she just pwned an elderly man

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kpohil 13

and no tip. her j9b is to make guys like her to give her money beyond the price of the menu.

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JoyfulBella25 8

I've had this happen to me too. I think the guy was high when he asked me to stick my finger in his drink. Über creepy.

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kpohil 13

sorry but can someone please explain the fml. she got a complement and a big tip most likely which is the goal or a waitress.

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