By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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DocBastard 38

"Oh I'm on the menu, sir. You just can't afford me."

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quarterbird 18

Though his delivery may have been "dirty old man"-ish... An elderly person making TWO complimentary or flirtatious remarks is hardly FML worthy.

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Retaheki 27

I think he was just trying to be nice. YDI for being so sweet x) but seriously, if it creeped you out, it's an FML, it sucks to be creeped out.

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extrablaah 1

That's just a typical old man. I used to work on a hometown restaurant and we used to have a lot of those.

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St3alth23 4

The tea comment was really just old people being cute imo, but you not being on the menu was a bit far...

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OldmanSims44 5

I don't understand how this is a fml, sure it's a little creepy, but nothing that would completely ruin a day or embarrass you.

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someguyhere 12

I sorta want to see a picture of you now...

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weveallbeenthere 30

you should have put on some clothes to go with the smile.

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CydH 8

haha elderly people give the best compliments

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