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By Ivan - 02/03/2011 10:10

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Telinaa - 08/11/2010 02:25 - Australia

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

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NJXD 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

just carry on my wayward son

mintcar 9

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:04

Clearly he hates you and KSU.

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ridinskullcandy 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 17:44

hahahaha thats awesome

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 17:51

If old man was a Jayhawks fan he probably would have gone nuts is OP wore a UNI shirt instead (after last year's tournament). Rock Chalk Panthers!

Miss_Random 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:04

No good deed goes unrewarded.

takemewithy0u 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:16

my hubby woulda done the same thing!

shad93 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:26

Old people are mean these days

MushyLuvsU 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:47

Its because they have lived too long and they cant **********... BADIMAGE!!

shad93 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:16

lol

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:28

You're lucky he didn't inject you with a megadose of tree herbicide. I hear these college rivalries are getting pretty violent these days.

techweed 12

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:32

see that's why I hate old people

kostume 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:44

Respect your elders.

MushyLuvsU 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:50

I respect people who are nice and treat me with respect; Not just because they are old!

MushyLuvsU 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:45

Mean old people should just... die D:

kmarrs 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 18:50

I don't see how this is a fyl. I mean the guy was rude and all but it doesn't really affect your life.

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Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML

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Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

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Today, after spending all night packing for my 5am flight to Brazil, my cat peed all over my open suitcase. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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Ah!

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Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

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