Work: Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint....

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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glider23 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 9:11

What a ****-phobe.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 22 September 2010 9:12

You should have drawn a double rainbow, darling.

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beatleschick1940 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:56

hey you're in the US. you can sue

bharted85 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:43

Is your boss gay?

eaglesfan654 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 3:06

double rainbow all the way what does it mean

weitzel 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:57

maybe he is a lepriconn...

greenxavier 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:44

Maybe your boss is a scout?

Nexzus 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:10

The drawing wasn't the reason you were fired - it was an excuse you were fired.

wtfisthatnoise 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:25

Well, #153. it looks as though you're the idiot. Australia is a country.

RommpinCrab 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:29

I don't know whether to say your life sucks or you deserved it...

Herboski1315 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:02

Next time you should draw Chuck Norris kicking the f*** out the rainbow.

Saiyza 4

Monday 27 September 2010 23:42

He must have thought you were referencing gayness or something. "Taste the Rainbow!"

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