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Get a better job mate. YDI
You're not at work, you're in hell.
OK, first of all, CANADA, people. No recession. Second of all, FYL, OP. BUT you could've requested to change it.
I agree with number 81.
****! I feel your pain OP Listening to horrible music sucks period. Then to have to listen to horrible music for 8hours sucks harder...and on top of all of that, that horrible music is all on one cd and it's on repeat and there's nothing you can do about it...sucks monkey balls. I bet that music stayed in your head and followed you all the way home didn't it? FYL
I think it sucks big time :(
That reminds me of the time that I had to work a nine hour shift, and my boss thought that on the demo cd that we were playing to show off the new stereo system we were trying to push, the track of cats and dogs barking and mewing jingle bells was the most "fun". He put it on repeat and then got really protective when another employee made fun of it and left it on all day "to teach him a lesson in respect."
I think the only way out of this is....kill yourself :P
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Whenever I hear those two, I just think of them big ol' ******* and can't help smiling and getting a boner. Dolly has nice ones, too. ;)
FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.