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Hehehe.
There is no music playing where i work. Baskin Robbins
Try living with my mom
Ouch. The irony of the season is that it's not entirely unlike spending your life in hell. Having spent 6 holiday seasons in retail/grocery, I can relate. Still, you picked the job, so I can't say FYL either. ㄟ㋛ㄏ
Once I was working at a supermarket and our fm station broke so we had an 80s hits cd on repeat for a couple of weeks while the radio was sorted. They were decent songs, most of them. But now whenever "Ebony Eyes" comes on I instantly remember being at work all those years ago, stacking the shelves with shampoo. :) Not a bad memory but happy that the supermarket days are over.
Trying to suppress memories of retail...
Can't be worse than listening to the same CD at work for 7 days straight! --"
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Whenever I hear those two, I just think of them big ol' ******* and can't help smiling and getting a boner. Dolly has nice ones, too. ;)
FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.