Work: Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and...

By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

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By embarrassedinretail - 20/01/2010 10:01 - Australia

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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By PunchingKennyLoggins - 15/03/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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Shut up already!

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 17:01

Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 17:04

Whenever I hear those two, I just think of them big ol' ******* and can't help smiling and getting a boner. Dolly has nice ones, too. ;)

a_robot_duck 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:42

FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.

Comments

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 19:16

You are truly blessed vegan! I envy you.

Erranty 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 19:28

I'd go in the back and kill the manager, then plead temporary insanity brought on by torture.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:02

When someone I know fell off the wagon she would play Stevie Wonder's Christmas album over and over and over. It was so horrible we eventually destroyed the tape(pre-cd days kiddies) "by accident". Do yourself a favor destroy it before it fills your heart with hate, or go to Walmart and buy the first 20 or so Christmas Cd's you can get your hands on and take them to work. Just don't bring in the Alvin and The Chipmunks one, the road to insanity is short and that is the soundtrack.

shikonari 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:07

You work at Cracker Barrel too? FOL :(

Tarak_fml 7

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:08

Wow you totally deserve it

happi_pineapple 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:36

I am so sorry. That was pretty much every December for me in high school. You can only listen to "Santa, Baby" so many times before the suicidal thoughts start creeping in.

travelerfromchn 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:45

Islands in the Stream is not so bad,but i am sure that is not a Christmas song.the only Christmas song i know is jingle bell jingle bell,jingle ring the bell..... oh,we spend all night to attend the carnival take place in downtow of the city---JUST FOR FUN,we dont even know who Jesus is.