By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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fylx100 19

I've lost all hope for humanity...

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Enslaved 36

Did you put the word "Yo" in front of it so she'd understand it better? Or would "Yo" confuse her even more?

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skullofdarkness 18

Only 30???

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Keep_It_Hot99 8

Really? My number's probably like -10,000 by now.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

negative infinity - 30?

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noodleboix 10

There's no arguing with these people Don't think too much on it

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mrnuleef 7

I think we can all agree that at some point in time whether it be past, present, or future, humanity will face some pretty shitty times, but there will be golden ages too. And that fallout KICKS ASS!

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VioletRaven1 8

I get it's not your fault but the yelling might just be the hormones and I doubt it but she could of been raped or something like that. But it's not your fault when she is older she might become smarter and realize not to be rude about someone who knows more. But just to add in I don't know what pretentious means

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Bloobloke 12

You don't know the meaning of "pretentious"? That's embarrassing to admit considering you have Google and can look it up. You should also look up "run on sentence" and see if you can get some help with that.

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roadrash2003 4

That was rude at least she was willing to say she don't know what it means and neither do I

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vocaloidtiger 12

273 ~ That would be *doesn't*, not *don't*.

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roadrash2003 4

I don't give a flying **** what it is everybody on here is just looking for a reason to put someone down for something

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marrriah 6

There's nothing wrong with watching Jersey Shore! I'm 17 and I'm soon be going to University, I won't say that I'm the most intelligent girl on earth but I'm not dumb either, so you guys shouldn't blame it all on Jersey Shore, just saying :) Thees stupid young girls are just badly raised! (sorry for my English I'm not from USA)

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white16sox 19

He didn't say there was something wrong with watching the show. All OP said was that she was a Jersey Shore wanna be.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Yet you still manage to spell "these" wrong.

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brianjman14 22

I'm guessing her spelling of "these" was a typo, since she didn't try to say "theez" or "thise". She most likely just mixed up the s and the e, so I wouldn't call her out on that. Just sayin'.

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

Plus she just apologized for her grammar, and she isn't from the US... I don't know how you missed that.

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Link7130 4

I weep for humanity. we are supposed to be the future of this nation. Jersey Shore is the most idiotic thing ever. I'm glad your comment is blocked

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mrnuleef 7

Probably some guido.

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gracehi 31

I'm wondering why you were forced to smile and nod during her idiotic rant. Even if you were in a work situation, such as she being a customer, you don't have to put up with verbal abuse, especially when it's unwarranted. You could have politely corrected her mistake, and if she continued swearing at you, asked your boss to step in.

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